Things that make Bizzle horny:
Not Kate Neu unless "annoyed" reads "horny". Which it might.
Busses. No, seriously. All that vibration and the hot college girls. I had to ride the Forty Acres loop about three times today before I could dart out the door with my hand in my pocket into a clump of bushes while reciting baseball stastistics. Have fun commenting on this thread guys
posted by t. bizzle at 3:16 PM
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other things that make me horny?
other things that make todd horny:
*smelling peoples farts
*waffles
*waffle farts
p.s aren't you trendy for saying thread.
you weren't supposed to say anything sbout the waffles. Man, I have never had so much fun at a Bed and Breakfast. I would have hated being the maid the next day. Cleaning waffle remnants off the fixtures, out of the electrical sockets, and trying in vain to get the "material*" out of the sheets. All with the stench of methane in the air. Strangely, I hate syrup.
*material= batter. (not the baby making kind)
i know for a fact that sorghum balls makes Todd horny...so does my naked body
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