I really hate people who don't know how to shake hands. Well, not them per se, but their dads who never taught them the importance of a good handshake. Maybe they didn't have a dad, then its acceptable.

There's the limp wrist. Usualy this also goes along with the people who don't know how to grab firmly as well. Kate doesn't have this problem, which is why I'm scared of the "stag" semi formal w/ free hjs. Learn that you have the grip power of Big John in the "Over the Top" (BTW, one of the greatest Stallone movies of the late eighties; where he teaches his long lost son the tough, learn from your own mistakes, world of long haul trucking and competitive arm wrestling).

Then theres the vikings. They always insist on grabbing your wrist really, really hard with the excuse that they're checking for hidden daggers. I'm wearing short sleeves and what the hell are you doing in Texas in the 21st century for Valhalla's sake?

But worst of all: "The early grab". These are those people who squeeze too early and end up just getting the tips of your fingers where you can't grab back. You break the handshake and you feel like the d-bag who can't grab back. I wonder sometimes if they do this just for the emasculated feeling the other person gets. If so...I'm going to start early grabbing.