So Jess decided to pass out after UT stomped all over OU. I did the natural thing and placed his hand in a bowl of warm water, for scientific reasons, with Lisa as my willing accomplice and Hollowell as a silent conspirator. It was in there for a good 45 mnutes (and Jess's hand was in water for 35). This trick does not work on Jess. We can't say that the hypothesis is incorrect because we don't have a large enough sample group... yet. I dare you to pass out while I'm still awake. I'm like the drunk energizer bunny. The drunk pranking energizer bunny.