Things I realized today:

I will stop this theme after today I promise...

$80 dollar designer belts are also known as "puppy crack"

I need to replace three belts with fake lookalikes

I really really really hate being single but also love it at the same but miss someone to cuddle with but love my solidarity but also like someone to tell my day to and hear about theirs but like being able to masturbate three times a day but hate the fact that I have to masturbate three times a day but hate how I "clean away the feelings" but hate that there are "feelings that I have to clean away" but love the way that my true feelings only come out in this stupid blog and hate that "I can never...