So I'm sitting in a hotel room in exciting El Paso. The airline gave me a free round trip voucher to extend my vacation for another day. It includes room and board for the night as well. They screwed up my hotel reservation though so I had to finnagle my way into an AmeriSuites down the street. I have a two room suite that is not attatched to any credit card or name that is attatched to me. Mini bar, two queen beds, kitchenette. I am so gonna tear this place apart and then I'm gonna make poopie doops in the bathroom and not light a match after. That's the edge. It's where I live.