Maintaining two blogs is tough! I'm really not that creative but I'll squeeze one out just so Lisa doesn't yell at me again. Lay down guys I'm putting this one on you chest. Just kidding, but didn't that give you some wierd mental imagery? Like this...I was going to put the "grossest web video ever" on that link but it really is the grossest web video ever and I think I've shown it to everybody. That one is just funny. You didnt even watch it did you? Well watch this one for real. It's long but hilarious as long as you keep telling yourself, "These guys are now uber stars" the whole time. Then make sure you thank Ryan Mustard for bestowing the knowledge of this great kernel of hilarity upon all of us. I urge you to text him the opening line of the show. Any way you do it, just let him know you watched it and he will be happy. Make him think that he told you and doesn't remember but don't let him know I told you whatever you do.

Isn't it special that Mustard is in two of our blogs this week? Too bad he doesn't know because he doesn't read our blogs.