Sorry for the delay in updates over the past few days friends. No excuses though.
So.. Milton, the retarded guy at work. Really isn't retarded. He's schizo-phrenic and the medications make him seem like he's slow. The truth is, he's married and lives in a trailer in Pecan Grove, that trailer park on Barton Springs that would be oh so cool to live in. He has even written a book about the trailer park and the people that have been there over the thirteen years that he has resided therein. Lesson of the Blog: Don't judge a schizo by his retarded cover.
This leads me to another question. Are there schizoes who hear nice voices? Like, "You should give that homeless man some money." Rather than, "You should kill that homeless man, eat his body, and make a windchime out of his bones." Or, "Simultaneous orgasms are more satisfying." Rather than, "You bought dinner, you don't owe her nothin'!"