I'm a little worried about my pops as of late. I went out there over the weekend and he's definetly getting more adamant in his views and more eccentric in his actions as he nears sixty:

He's about to buy about buy the thirty adjacent acres to his land complete with bull riding arena.

He's accumulating guns at the rate of about 1 a month

Is qualifying for his concealed carry liscense and WILL carry a gun with him at most times

Shot a dog that came on his property the other day. He said it was confronting him but I don't know

Is running for city council in the town which he lives in (I'm his campaign manager)

Thinks Bono should be "drawn and quartered" for advocating the unfettered relief effort in Africa because "so many shouldn't be living in an area where the land cannot support them"

I love that old coot and, like it or not, is probably a probably a pretty good look into my future. That is if the world does not end at the end of 2012 like so many people are predicting. Join the armament!

I think my roomate and I may have stumbled on a very entertaining sport: puppy on cat wrestling. It's the greatest thing ever. It seems that they are evenly matched (really my cat is probably just choosing to not scratch the shit out of the unknowing puppy) and seem to even know the whole "three count" theory because they actually hold each other down until I slap the mat(carpet) three times. I need to look into getting a gaming liscense in Vegas because this has serious betting potential and they don't really get hurt. It's just insanely cute.

Also, tomorrow is national high five day. This is where you high five as many strangers as possible. I'm sure we will meet a bunch of interesting people. Coincidentally(sp.), NH5D falls on 4-20 this year which adds a whole other level of awesomeness to the holiday.

I just got finished watching "What About Brian" on ABC. I really am only a conniseur of the TV shows that come on at 9PM because that is about the earliest I ever get to watch TV and am in bed by 10:30. because I hold down that level of loserdom which few can, or want, to reside in

For those of you fortunate not to have seen it; it is about this guy who has watched all of his closest friends find love, happiness, and success while he only finds the last of the three. Really it is the most overly dramatic of the romance shows that have come out in the past decade. It tried to target what I can only imagine is the nouveau crowd who enjoyed "thirtysomething" when it was sucessful, but I can only imagine what crowd that was by talking at length with my mom about the shows that she watched when she was thirtysomething and am afraid that the pain of the knitting needles in my eye sockets (self inflicted) will be too great to catch the next episode next Monday. can't wait...

Do you remember when you liked Paula Abdul and Keanu Reeves?

or when you weren't scared of the Easter Bunny?

Things I realized today:

I will stop this theme after today I promise...

$80 dollar designer belts are also known as "puppy crack"

I need to replace three belts with fake lookalikes

I really really really hate being single but also love it at the same but miss someone to cuddle with but love my solidarity but also like someone to tell my day to and hear about theirs but like being able to masturbate three times a day but hate the fact that I have to masturbate three times a day but hate how I "clean away the feelings" but hate that there are "feelings that I have to clean away" but love the way that my true feelings only come out in this stupid blog and hate that "I can never...

Things I realized today:

Baby beagles are really cute (and pee all over the place and try to eat my toes)

Making lists make you much more productive

Waking up at 4AM has equal ups and downs

Biology degrees are way too hard compared to Liberal Arts degrees

I don't hang out that much anymore and my social skills are suffering because of this

I am getting really close to becoming a complete and utter loser (or even more of one)