Friday, August 26, 2005
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Idiot that I am, I'm laughing as we break them up. I do that when I get nervous, makes one night stands awkward. Its 5:30 now. In the morning and I'm at work. Before I got here I had realstic dream that I got new tires on my car and instead of being my real car; it was a pearl white 96 Nissan Maxima with 250,000 miles that didn't have any power. I couldn't find Maxima anywhere in my dream book. Any ideas on what that could mean.
Monday, August 22, 2005
Finally, television can complete my upbringing in my mid twenties where it left off in those horrible horrible 90's. They took away Air Supply, Styx, and Seinfeld and gave us reality television, and a never ending stream of Law & Orders and CSIs and crappy medical shows where they never have a single moment of time where they are not talking. There is no way that any group of people is that smart.
These new shows say that your life always has to be dramatic, your relationships overly contentious, and that any crime can be solved by looking at the most obscure possibility. Hopefully NPH's return to the small screen after a brief stint snorting coke off a whore's ass on the silver screen will bring misogynism and strange living situations back into chic. Now I can once again have a model for living the way I'd like too besides my already reversed version of Will and Grace. (BTW: I live with a hispanic lesbian republican)
Sunday, August 21, 2005
Sorry I let that get serious for a second. What, do I think this blog is for me? Will promptly switch back to my normal, apathetic, wisecracking self.
Saturday, August 20, 2005
Friday, August 19, 2005
ummmm...jk?
Thursday, August 18, 2005
I Love attempting to describe myself to the rest of the blogging world. Amost as much as I love pooping scoops. Check ot my profile to know what that means.
I got burned in a real bad way. KateNeu didn't burn me back after I so viciously burned her in my last blog. By neglecting my burn it doubled the intensity of said non existent burn. Thats like a third degree burn. Did my burn do more than just burn? Was it less of a "day after a drunken jalapeno eating contest and I can't wipe away the burning" burn and more of a "a friend of mine exploited my sensitivity" burn? I said bring it back. Not go into a rant about dried cheese products. I'm not dissing powdered cheese in any way. Those flaming hot cheetos burn me nice.
Burn.
Monday, August 15, 2005
So I love text messaging, no really, I love it. It's number four on my list of, well, you know. No awkward silences. No embarrassig statements or admissions that you didn't think all the way through. If you drunk text after a long night, the ex really can't tell if you're drunk or just "reading late" or "can't sleep". If you do say something embarrassing, you can just say someone else got a hold of your phone. Not that I do anything of these things but its nice knowing that I can You can choose how you feel from a whole range of punctuation marks combos resembling faces. There is one downfall though. Sarcasm doesn't translate very well in to text though. I'll think of a good example and post it later.
Here's where I sow the seeds of discotent with other bloggers in order to create an interesting string of banter to keep me entertained. So I spent a week with in Colorado with my oldest friend, Kate, and a mutual friend of ours whom we call Tyler. Tylers cool but I realize now that Kate is a little overbearing. Take that.. but bring it back.
P.S. they made me listen to Belle and Sebastian against my will.